10 REASONS WHY WE KNOW THAT ELVIS IS DEAD
Elvis Presley Tribute - Elvis 31th Anniversary

 

Ten Reason why we know that Elvis is dead:

1. Because Elvis has earned more money dead than he ever did in his lifetime

2. Because we have all seen the picture of Elvis in his coffin

3. Because USA produced an Elvis Stamp (which can only feature someone that is dead) 

4. Because Vernon Presley (Elvis' father) insisted on a three hour autopsy

5. Because Priscilla Presley has not had a day job since her ex-husband died 

6. Because Elvis is buried under 3 tons of concrete so that no one can dig him out

7. Because Lisa Marie confirmed her father's death in her song lyric "Light Out"

8. Because Cline Dion sang the American Idol duet with a hologram image of Elvis

9. Because EPE Inc commemorates Elvis death every year on the 16 August for a full week

10. Because no one has seen Elvis Aaron Presley since the 16 August 1977

 

Ten Thing Everyone Ought to Know about Elvis Presley

1. Elvis' biggest grossing hit single was HEARTBREAK HOTEL
   (which ironically is a blues ballad not a rock n roll number) 

2. According to Jewish law, Elvis Presley is Jewish
   (because Elvis Jewish heritage run down from his mother's family)

3. Elvis was conscripted into the US Army despite the fact he was an only son
   (unusual because the USA has a policy not to conscript only sons)

4. Elvis is the most famous Memphian of all time
   (Elvis put Memphis, and Graceland on the map around the world)

5. Elvis wore the America flag on his back
   (despite the fact that it was not fashionable to wear the flag as a fashion statement)

6. Elvis has spurned 10 thousand Elvis impersonators
   (Elvis Halloween costumes are the most sort after for the holiday)

7. Elvis "blue suede"  shoe size was 11 1/2
   (Elvis wore lifts in his shoes to make him look taller than his 5' 11")

8. Elvis only won 3 Grammy Awards all for his Gospel Music
   (despite the fact he was the world's first  Rock n Roll icon)

9. Elvis has lipstick name after several of his song titles
   (Tutti Frutti -) 

10. Elvis only produced one heir, a daughter named Lisa Marie Presley
    (Had she been a boy - he would been named John Baron Presley)